Damn Who?
Who gives a damn? To whom do you give a damn? And HOW do you give it? Where do you get a damn from? Do you buy it? Can I BORROW your damn? Is it on rent? On credit? Or is a damn for free? How many damns are required to give? How many are enough? Do you give them in parts, or altogether at the same time? When is a damn TOO LESS? When is it too much? Where do you keep a damn? Can you even store it? But before that, how do you TAKE a damn? Does it come in the mail? Is it personally handed to you? Do you pay shipping charges (if you buy it)? Or do you just go and TAKE the damn?
And is a damn safe? Is a damn FLAMMABLE? Does it run on batteries? Is it solar powered? Or is it a natural thing? If yes, does it require regular watering and sunlight? Does it bear fruit to more damns? Can you GROW damn? And is it valuable enough to sell it, or you just KEEP the damn to yourself? Does it die? Does it grow? Does it shrink and disappear? Does it start to rot? Can fungus grow on it? And is it edible? If yes, is it safe to eat? Can animals be given damns to eat? Does a damn cause food poisoning? Can you DIE because of a damn? Do you go to heaven after dying because of giving or getting a damn?
I guess nobody ever gave a damn to answer these questions.
